Category: Motoring

MMM: Porsche GT3 Rally

As you know I’m not a fan, but these just sound fab. Very barky, very Fireplacey.

The guy in the red one’s mad, has to be an Irish fella called Mikey or Paddy Mac. Or Austin…

“Ford Focus swaying leftlem to right snow/ice normal?”

TOP TIP: Next time you’re screaming at the clueless fuckwits driving too fast or too slow* in the snow and ice, calm yourself down by remembering that they’re akin to theoretical physicists when put next to chris20051 from AAM, Fianna Fail Voter #1.

* You may feel you have to crawl your crapbox up the hill and on-ramps – you really don’t – but I drive a RWD, and can’t. I need a run at it. Move over, speed up, or stay at home, dickheads.

MMM: Audi Quattro Concept

Gorgeous. Audi has been a bit blah of late, and the neverending quest to out-over-overmodel the other germans is getting a bit tiresome, but by gum they got this one right. It’s like they took the perfect original and just brought it up to date.

Audi Quattro Concept
Audi Quattro Concept

(Autoblog)

MMM: Hennessey Venom in Leno’s Garage

This thing has twin turbo 6.2l LS9 V8 shoehorned into a stretched Lotus Exige body, it runs 1000hp at the wheels on pump petrol, and it sounds terrifying. It sounds like it’d wait outside the track for one of those evil-sounding McLaren Mercs, and beat the snot out of it. I’d like to put one in my (imaginary) garage alongside a similarly Lotus-bodied Tesla Roadster, and watch the Tesla soil itself.

MMM: Renault Dezir Concept

About time we got back to a bit of MMM, n’est ce pas? This is from Paris 2010 in October, a Renault concept called Dezir. The opposing scissor doors are nonsense but the car itself is gorgeous.

Renault Dezir Concept
Renault Dezir Concept

(Via Autoblog.)

Crossing Congo-Kinshasa in a Landcruiser

I’ve been reading this forum account of a couple travelling all on their lonesome across Democratic Republic of Congo for several days, it’s gripping! This after they’ve already driven tens of thousands of clicks in Africa, Japan, Siberia, Mongolia, the Stans and the Middle East. Here’s the setup, and some photos. It’s a long story with a bit of distraction in comments from other users, but perfectly readable if you ignore everything not posted by RadioBaobab. The only difficulty with the story is that I’ll now be distracted by days of African history on Wikipedia…

Expedition Portal Forum: in 2006 we sold all our belongings literally: ALL, quit our jobs, took all of our saving money and decided to go on a little trip. We had done our homework during the many months/years we had saved up for it and bought and prepared a Landcruiser. I will go into further detail on the preperations later on. We planned to travel for 1 year. People who have done this too will certainly remember the moment when you say goodbye to all your family and friends knowing you will not see them for an entire year. That is a big decision to make. We travelled overland, 25.000km down Africa west route and after 9 months found ourselves in South Africa. We liked the travelling so much and found it such a pitty that we had such little time left to drive back that we started counting our money: Lo-and-behold, if we didn’t do crazy stuff we could extend our 1 year trip with another year. We shipped our car to Japan and from there drove trough Siberian Russia, Mongolia, Central Asia all the stan countries, the middle east back to Africa. Once there, we really longed to visit the East side of Africa and while we were at it we could visit DRC, a country that I have dreamed and read about for so long. So that is what we did. After the traverse of DRC we would find ourselves back on the westcoast and we would drive back north as central as possible via Niger-Algeria which was a pretty daunty route in 2008. We travelled for 715 days non-stop. 100.000km. We never went home or even set foot on the European continent during that time. In fact, we did not have a ‘home’ apart from our car. We had crossed dozens of remote deserts, driven trough some of the most barren mountain ranges in the world, hacked ourway trough many jungles. Returned on our paths many times when we though we were risking it too much. Always unsupported. Always with the two of us. Always with the same car.