MMM: Panamera In The Flesh

I want to like it, but I just can’t. First, it’s a Porsche. Second, it’s a Porsche with four doors. So wrong. And third, it’s called “Panamera”. I mean seriously, fuck off.

MMM: Audi 5.2L V10 FSI

You know you’re watching too much Overhaulin when you see an engine and think it’s cool.

Not that I can watch Overhaulin any more, with that daft new bint.

“So this is, like, an engine, right?”

MMM: Ducati 848

Now this Duke I’d buy!

MMM: Mitsubish i-MIEV SPORT

It’s like the took the front of a new Beetle and the arse-end of a new TT, and mashed it up until they ended up with something that was almost, but not entirely pure shite.

The other two Bitsushitti concepts are pure crap too.

MMM: 2008 Monster

I’d never buy one, but you couldn’t argue they’re not cool.

MMM: Fiat 500 2008 European Car of the Year

Have these award–winning cars even shipped yet? I certainly haven’t see one.

Here’s mine, created with Italian flair and passion with in the groovy video configurator, that will now keep you entertained for far too long at work. Obviously it’s black.

I’d actually buy that car, I really would.

MMM: Daihatsu HSC

Again with teh sexee pillarless design. Also note the big steering wheel, giving access to the ever-growing infosytems in cars these days. Probably a tiny bit safer than the dodgy sideways glances caused by hybrid drive “monitoring” in a Prius.

MMM: Tesla Roadster In The Flesh

Looks well, but they don’t actually seem to be getting anywhere.

MMM: Mitsuoka Orochi

I thought it might just look goofy from the front, but no, it’s goofy all round.