Category: Motoring

MMM: Panamera In The Flesh

I want to like it, but I just can’t. First, it’s a Porsche. Second, it’s a Porsche with four doors. So wrong. And third, it’s called “Panamera”. I mean seriously, fuck off.

Panamera

MMM: Audi 5.2L V10 FSI

You know you’re watching too much Overhaulin when you see an engine and think it’s cool.

Audi 5.2L V10 FSI

Not that I can watch Overhaulin any more, with that daft new bint.

“So this is, like, an engine, right?”

MMM: Mitsubish i-MIEV SPORT

It’s like the took the front of a new Beetle and the arse-end of a new TT, and mashed it up until they ended up with something that was almost, but not entirely pure shite.

Mitsubish i-MIEV SPORT

The other two Bitsushitti concepts are pure crap too.

Mitsubishi Crap

MMM: 2008 Monster

I’d never buy one, but you couldn’t argue they’re not cool.

2008 Monster

MMM: Daihatsu HSC

Again with teh sexee pillarless design. Also note the big steering wheel, giving access to the ever-growing infosytems in cars these days. Probably a tiny bit safer than the dodgy sideways glances caused by hybrid drive “monitoring” in a Prius.

Daihatsu HSC

MMM: Mitsuoka Orochi

I thought it might just look goofy from the front, but no, it’s goofy all round.

Mitsuoka Orochi