History

Creation Museum’s ‘Adam’ runs porn site

You couldn’t make it up.

WTOL-TV Toledo: The man picked by the Creation Museum to play Adam leads quite a different life outside the Garden of Eden. Records show that Eric Linden owns a pornographic web site called “Bedroom Acrobat.”

Useless Info #1: Tesco’s Name

I’m renowned for my vast stocks of useless information, so thus begins the first in a series of useless fact posts. Probably the last too, given my proclivity for “first in a series” posts. Maybe this could be the first in a series of posts about my first in a series posts… hmm….

Aaaanyway, I was gazing into space in a traffic jam at Mahon Point the other day, as I’m sure we all do regularly, and it occurred to me that I had no idea what the name on the sign my gaze happened to fall on actually means. TESCO. This happens quite regularly, but this time I actually looked it up, and if Wikipedia is to be believed on this occasion, here’s the explanation:

The Tesco brand first appeared in 1924. The name came about after Jack Cohen bought a large shipment of tea from T.E. Stockwell. He made new labels by using the first three letters of the supplier’s name (TES) and the first two letters of his surname (CO) forming the word “TESCO”.

So there you have it. Boring, but you’ll still tell people in the pub the next time the name comes up. And your bonus fact today, which I have to confess prompts a confused WTF moment for me, is:

Group profit before tax was £2.653 billion for the 52 week period and £2.648 billion after tax.

£5m tax on £2.6b? I know my grasp of high finance is shite, but again: WTF?

Oll Korrect

I’ve read lots of explanations for the term “OK”, but according to this, all of them are wrong. And Wikipedia agrees, so it must be true! :)

What’s in a name?

No doubt some of these will turn up False on Snopes, but most are probably true.

Did you know why Amazon.com is called Amazon.com. I have to confess, I didnt.

Here’s the full source list, from Wikipedia.

SUCH a nerd

Incredibly nerdy and ridiculously expensive, but I so want one of these.

manic miner

Dr. Ruth Was Israeli Sniper

No, seriously. Snopes says so.

“When I was in my routine training for the Israeli army as a teenager, they discovered completely by chance that I was a lethal sniper. I could hit the target smack in the center further away than anyone could believe. Not just that, even though I was tiny and not even much of an athlete, I was incredibly accurate throwing hand grenades too. Even today I can load a Sten automatic rifle in a single minute, blindfolded.”

Did you know?

While browsing White House replicas on Google Sightseeing, I came across the interesting fact that the original is in fact “largely modeled on the first and second floors of Leinster House” (Wikipedia)!

Wiltshire’s Underground City

I’m surprised I’ve never heard of this massive bunker, designed to be used by 4000 British government employees in case of emergency but never used by the look of things. Makes you wonder what the one it replaced looks like. The attached image is an 11ft fan used in the aircon system!

Aircon Fan

Gimli Track Info

Great story, brilliantly told. And of course kudos to the pilots.

If a Boeing 767 runs out of fuel at 41,000 feet what do you have? Answer: A 132 ton glider with a sink rate of over 2000 feet-per-minute and marginally enough hydraulic pressure to control the ailerons, elevator, and rudder. Put veteran pilots Bob Pearson and cool-as-a-cucumber Maurice Quintal in the in the cockpit and you’ve got the unbelievable but true story of Air Canada Flight 143, known ever since as the Gimli Glider.

(This page should appear here, but it’s been Dugg so you can access a page without images here. More info on Wikipedia.)

The Gimli Glider

eCommerce capital of Europe me arse

This was supposed to have been posted to a mailing list – I can’t remember which one – in May 2000, and it’s been sitting in my Drafts folder ever since. No kidding. I’m sure I’ve posted it before somewhere but it doesn’t show up in Google, so this is it’s new permanent home. Can I delete it out of my Drafts folder now?

Bloody Irish banks told me last week that I couldn’t have a merchant account if I was trading online. Then they told me I plain couldn’t have a merchant account.

ME: Hi, I’m looking for a merchant account.
BOI: Sure, what kind of business are you in?
ME: I’m in the Internet trade.
BOI: You’ll need to talk to our eCommerce department about their Clikpay service.
ME: No thanks, I’ve checked out Clikpay and I don’t fancy it.
BOI: Well, I’m afraid that’s your only option.
ME: Why is that?
BOI: Mutter, mumble, chargebacks, mutter, security.
ME: Not a concern – I won’t be selling hard goods, and my transactions will be done on an SSL connection, the details of which will be forwarded to me via encrypted email.
BOI: Sorry, that’s our policy.
ME: Well, how about a traditional merchant account? If I agree to only take orders via mail and phone?
BOI: Ok, how long have you been a BOI customer?
ME: About a year.
BOI: Sorry, you have to have an account with BOI three years.
ME: But you’re stemming the growth of my company!
BOI: Sorry, that’s our policy.

*huff* Try AIB…

ME: Hi, I’m looking for a merchant account.
AIB: What business are you in?
ME: I’m in the Internet trade.
AIB: Sorry, we don’t have any Internet solutions available yet.
ME: I know that – how about a traditional merchant account?
AIB: That’s no problem, have you an account with AIB?
ME: Not at the moment, no. BOI told me I needed an account for three years though – is it the same with AIB?
AIB: No, not at all, but your current bank will need to sign off on it.

*hang up*

Ok, pardon the dialogue, but I just find it maddening. Even more maddening is that fact that if I send my partner in the States out for a merchant account, he will return with one set up and ready to roll by the end of the day. It will be cheaper, and it will be Internet ready. At the moment, that’s not an option for us though, and obviously an Irish merhcant account isn’t either, so I end up paying out a boatload for a NatWest or Citibank account through an agent. (Yes, I’m an agent, but I still have to pay the fee boys! :)

The crux of the matter is that Irish banking, government and telco’s are not, as they would have us believe, enabling and promoting eCommerce and eBusiness in Ireland. In fact they’re doing the exact opposite – they’re stemming it, squashing it into the ground. The merchant account debacle above is just one example that has affected me personally. Another is the fact that I’m paying on average £250-300 a month for my crappy 56k Internet connection, whereas my partner in the US is paying US$45 a month for a fast as fuck always-on DSL connection.

Another is the fact that since I started my business, I haven’t got one penny or word of support from the government. And I went looking – I was knocked from pillar to post until I ended up at the door of the Cork Enterprise Board, who told me that I could apply for a grant if I wanted, but that I had no chance of getting it. “Web design agencies are ten a penny.” Not mine, you prick.

Anyway, there’s a point to all this. I’ve had enough. I’ve had my fill, and I’m going to start bitching and whining about it – to the government, to the media, to any email address, fax number and snail mail address I can get my hands on. But I can’t do it on my tod.

As it happens, I actually did get a merchant account from BOI just two months later; two of them in fact. Why two? Because they required a separate merchant account for Internet transactions, at a different rate. I kid you not. And the Internet transactions had to be processed manually, with one of those mechanical swipey things. Remember them? I still have them at home.

I can only assume that the next part was going to be a plea for assistance, but I never got that far. Did I actually do anything? Surprise, surprise, no; at least not on the banking front. However I did join IrelandOffline a year or two later, organised a protest, and became it’s chairman for a while. The effect we had is arguable at best, but I’d be arguing that we had a positive one. :)