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Autobahn Limit Plan Irks Germans

SFGate: An EU official called on Germany to give up the famous freedom of its highways and impose speed limits on the autobahn to fight global warming — a demand that drew angry responses on Sunday in a country that cherishes what it calls “free driving for free citizens.”

The call came as the German government makes action against climate change a priority of its current presidencies of the EU and Group of Eight.

Still, the German environment minister showed little enthusiasm for EU Environment Commissioner Stavros Dimas’ suggestion and a group representing the country’s auto industry said it needed “no coaching on efficient climate protection from Brussels.”

Not before I bloody get there you don’t!

The No-Asshole Rule

Great story, great policy, but I wonder does it work in practice.

One day, I waited behind an especially rude customer who was sitting at the counter. He made crude comments, tried to grab the waitress, complained about how his veal parmigiana tasted, and insulted customers who told him to pipe down.

This creep kept spewing his venom until a fellow customer approached him and asked (in a loud voice), “You are just an amazing person. I’ve been looking everywhere for a person like you. I love how you act. Can you give me your name?” He looked flustered for a moment, but then seemed flattered, offered thanks for the compliment, and provided his name.

Without missing a beat, his questioner wrote it down and said, “Thanks. I appreciate it. You see, I am writing a book on assholes … and you are absolutely perfect for Chapter 13.” The entire place roared, and the asshole looked humiliated, shut his trap, and soon slithered out — and the waitress beamed with delight.

(I’m an asshole from time to time, although I’d like to think I become an asshole only when I need to, because it’s the only language they understand.)

Libel and Forums

I just posted this on Foot.ie because of ongoing bitching about our evidence requirements for assertions about people and companies. I thought it might interest some of my readers, if I actually have any. :)

We have a rule on Foot.ie that you need to back up your assertions with facts, or not make them. It applies in particular in the Current Affairs forum because the majority of discussion in there is about people or organisations, but also generally across the site in the same circumstances. The rule applies to assertions of fact, not opinions. If you say that you don’t like a person or a company, then there isn’t a problem as long as you don’t get personal or rabid about it, and it really is clear that you’re just stating your opinion. (No, saying “in my opinion he’s a liar” won’t work.) However if you actually make a statement about a person or a company, that they’re liars or cheats, that they did something to you or someone else, that’s not an opinion. You’re asserting a fact with that statement, and you need to back it up with evidence.

There are two main reasons for this. The first is that it’s just plain playing fair. If people were allowed to go around posting baseless assertions about others as a matter of course, there’d be nothing stopping someone making those type of assertions about you. How would you like that? (But that doesn’t apply to you, because you’re telling the truth, right? Well, how do we know that? This is why we need proof.) The second reason is that if you don’t actually have proof, then making that assertion is libel, and libel will get you sued. It may also get us sued, and that’s why we require you to post evidence. It’s not just your problem, it’s ours too, and we need to defend ourselves against your actions.

Why might it gets us sued? Again, there are two reasons. First of all, we give you anonymity, which means someone needs to go through us to get at you. Secondly, to the best of my knowledge there is no legal precedent set on the question of whether the operator of a forum is a publisher. So if some eager-beaver libel lawyer decides that his client has been libelled, they’ll sue us to get to you, which will cost us time and money. They may also try to say that we essentially published what you posted, hold us responsible for it, and sue us for damages.

Now we’re not publishers, and that’s why we disclaim responsibility for posts back to the poster in the terms and conditions when you sign up on Foot.ie. And we’ll usually make every attempt to protect user’s anonymity on Foot.ie, to the stage of requiring a court order for access to data. However we only say we’re not publishers, and a prosecutor could argue against that because, as I said, a precedent hasn’t been set in Ireland with regard to this topic. On the anonymity front, well, if you’re not making any attempt to back up your assertions, why should we protect you?

So there you have it. Yes, we’re trying to protect our own asses with the rule, but we think the reason behind it is pretty reasonable: we don’t want to get sued. But we’re not just protecting our own asses, we’re trying to protect yours too. People tend to forget that.

Speak & Spell!

If your mouth didn’t drop open when you saw the image, you’re not human. Or you’re a whippersnapper. Click the image to play.

Speak & Spell