Category: Motoring

MMM: Alton F-650 XUV

By now you’ve probably guessed that I like big, penis-extending behemoths; and yes, I did actually used to like Hummers at one point, although obviously not beyond the H1.

But this, this is ridiculous. The person that designed this is in dire need of a penis. Not a penis extension or a penis enlargement or even a penis replacement; just… a penis.

Alton F-650 XUV

MMM: Artega GT

Is it just me or is the Artega GT a wee bit reminiscent of a poor unfortunate wah-modded FTO? Add a three foot-high spoiler and you wouldn’t be able to tell them apart like.

Artega GT

Mitsubishi FTO

 

MMM: Tipper Trucks Are Cool

You all had them when you were kids, admit it!

This is actually quite clever too, it’s a design concept that allows the load to be tipped out the side as well as the back.

Tipper Truck

MMM: ’69 Road Runner

I’ve installed Flexible Upload with WP-Highslide, this is just a post to let you know that you can click on the images to zoom now. I’ll link to the originating articles in the body instead.

’69 Chargers are for wussies. I’d like my Road Runner in black please, with a Keith Black Hemi. None of your Superbird nonsense. And make sure the horn works.

‘69 Road Runner

MMM: “The next [Bugatti] will be even more expensive”

Autoblog: Rumors of Bugatti’s demise have been greatly exaggerated, while rumors of a second Bugatti model have been confirmed. In a recent interview with an Arabian Gulf journal, Bugatti spokesman Julius Kruta revealed: “Even though it is not economically viable for us, we will do it again. We have bigger plans for the future and the next one from our stables will be even more expensive than the Veyron.”