MMM: Alton F-650 XUV
By now you’ve probably guessed that I like big, penis-extending behemoths; and yes, I did actually used to like Hummers at one point, although obviously not beyond the H1.
But this, this is ridiculous. The person that designed this is in dire need of a penis. Not a penis extension or a penis enlargement or even a penis replacement; just… a penis.