MMM: Alfa Romeo 8C Spider

Mark used to rave about the Fiat Coupé, but why would you bother when it’s obviously just an ugly, slashed, pale imitation of a proper Italian sports car, like this sexpot?

MMM: New Alpine

Is this supposed to be a sequel to this? Ew!  Although now I come to look at the classic Alpine again… is it just me or are those lights very reminiscent of an early Sierra?

I was overtaken by an Alpine once, it came up behind me so fast I thought it was basically just going to drive straight through me and out the other side. This would be the one that was written off in Passage, remember that? I passed by the day that happened, there was fibreglass everywhere!

MMM: Honda CR-Z

A modernised, hybrid CR-X. How cool would that be?

MMM: Black Bugatt

I’m actually not that mad about Veyron styling, but it is black, to be fair. €1.85m on eBay, now’s yer chance.

MMM: KTM X-Bow Dallara

I know it’s silly an’ all, but I’d still like one.

MMM: Factory Five ’33 Coupe

I’m a ’32 man meself, but I’m always willing to make an exception.

MMM: 2009 Jaguar XJ Portfolio

Must as I love the XJ, I think it’s pretty much over when the older cars are cooler than the newer ones.

MMM: €10m License Plate

For the 3 people on the planet that haven’t heard.