Category: Motoring

Ford Start Concept

The first Ka came out in 1996 and stayed in production for 12 years. This is the StreetKa variant.

SportKa by Flickr user CoreForce
SportKa by Flickr user CoreForce

It’s a Marmite car, you either love them or hate them, there’s no middle ground. I fall into the former category, despite my general dislike of Ford; probably because of that in fact, since they go against the general bland Ford grain. Ok, it’s a chick’s car, but so are Minis and Beetles old and new, dinky little Alfas, and rocketship Daihatsu GTtis, and you still want one of those, right?

In 2008, they replaced it with this… thing:

MK2 Ford Ka by Wikipedia user Thomas Doerfer
MK2 Ford Ka by Wikipedia user Thomas Doerfer

Now that is a Ford. The one above is a trendy, sporty version, and it’s still crap. It’s like the inbred bastard child of a Yaris and a Suzuki Ignis. It’s like a MK1 Ka that was shoehorned into a slot between two bread vans by a bad driver*. The first car I drove was an 850cc 3 cylinder narrow-ass two-slots-on-top toaster of a car called a Daihatsu Domino, and it was still cooler than that thing.

I don’t know what the average lifecycle of a car model is these days, but with midlife refreshes it has to be at least 6-8 years, meaning it has another 4-6 years in production. And let’s be honest, you’re not going to improve this narrow, boring exercise in drab with a midlife refresh; unless of course it’s performed with a mallet.

And then, this year, some whizkid in a design studio came up with this:

Ford Start Concept via Autoblog
Ford Start Concept via Autoblog

Again, this is just two years after the MK2 rolled out. What I want to know now is, given that this has to have been rolling around in said whizkid’s brain for a while now, why the fuck didn’t they skip the usual concept bullshit, and just build that? That ain’t just a chick’s car like, anyone’ll buy it. It’s perfect for the current market.

But hey, that’s Ford for you.

* Yaris’ and bad drivers, there’s a Venn diagram. Might as well add Skoda and 3 series drivers in for good measure.

Citroën Metropolis Concept

There are a few concepts that have made my jaw drop, but ones that make it drop further every time I see it froma new angle are very, very rare. My jaw is now in Australia, please return it if you spot it. The only fault is that the idiots at Citroën diluted the incredible DS brand with this monstrosity, when the Metropolis was sitting in some designer’s brain, itching to get out. They should build this, right now, without a single change, and call it the Citroën DS-M (for Modern). It’s just beautiful.

(Via Autoblog.)

Delahaye Bella Figura Bugnotti Coupe

This is a rendering, but Delahaye have actually built a precursor, and apparently have orders for other models.

Autoblog: Rather than offering unfortunate fiberglass bodies for existing vehicles, however, the NJ company is building modern interpretations of some of those classic designs, with the intent to show what those legendary designers of yore might be building today. Take their “Bella Figura” Bugnotti Coupe above, for instance. Inspired by the 1937 Bugatti Type 57S, it's said to be a tribute to Ettore Bugatti's son, Jean. At least as it shows in these renderings, we think it is beyond gorgeous.

Georgia To Euthanise Lane Hogs

(Well, maybe not euthanise. But they should definitely consider it.)

Fuck cabinet reshuffles of talentless hacks by pig molesters, this is the political news I want to see pop up in my feed reader!

The Augusta Chronicle: ATLANTA — Legislation to fine poky lane hogs is speeding along with a firm push from the House on Monday after a quick debate.

The House voted 129-29 in just seven minutes to pass and send to the Senate a bill that would set a minimum fine of $75 for any motorist driving less than the speed limit in the left lane who refuses to pull to the right when a faster vehicle approaches.

I still have one of these under my desk, never got around to fitting it as it needs to be sliced and flipped. I will though, I will…