Author: Adam

MMM: The Viral Ka Ads

Remember them? Fergus sent me the tamer “Pigeon” as an MPEG, which is usually a capital offense, but it still brought a grin so I’ll let him off this time. Don’t watch the second one if you’re a big girl’s blouse; or worse, a cat lover. It’s not very funny anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp1r8ycBGto

These were virals btw, they never made it to the screen, except perhaps on one of those shit look-what-happened-on-tinterweb-two-years-ago shows hosting by z-listers like Ed Byrne.

MMM: Jay Leno Drives KITT

In person, and by remote control. And grounds it in the process. Can’t embed this one, sorry. click the image to view the vid.

Jay Leno Drives KITT

MMM: Alton F-650 XUV

By now you’ve probably guessed that I like big, penis-extending behemoths; and yes, I did actually used to like Hummers at one point, although obviously not beyond the H1.

But this, this is ridiculous. The person that designed this is in dire need of a penis. Not a penis extension or a penis enlargement or even a penis replacement; just… a penis.

Alton F-650 XUV

MMM: Artega GT

Is it just me or is the Artega GT a wee bit reminiscent of a poor unfortunate wah-modded FTO? Add a three foot-high spoiler and you wouldn’t be able to tell them apart like.

Artega GT

Mitsubishi FTO