TOP TIP: Next time you’re screaming at the clueless fuckwits driving too fast or too slow* in the snow and ice, calm yourself down by remembering that they’re akin to theoretical physicists when put next to chris20051 from AAM, Fianna Fail Voter #1.

* You may feel you have to crawl your crapbox up the hill and on-ramps – you really don’t – but I drive a RWD, and can’t. I need a run at it. Move over, speed up, or stay at home, dickheads.