Anal something anyway. The ten most popular pages on Conservapedia are…

1. Main Page‎ [1,908,402]
2. Homosexuality‎ [1,578,601]
3. Homosexuality and Hepatitis‎ [517,160]
4. Homosexuality and Promiscuity‎ [420,798]
5. Gay Bowel Syndrome‎ [391,788]
6. Homosexuality and Parasites‎ [388,224]
7. Homosexual Couples and Domestic Violence‎ [369,816]
8. Homosexuality and Gonorrhea‎ [331,578]
9. Homosexuality and Mental Health‎ [292,277]
10. Homosexual Agenda‎ [266,375]

(Via Graham, who most disappointingly has disabled comments on his blog. Not the done thing old chap, jolly poor form.)