For some reason everyone is texting to tell me that Harney’s gone, could ye stop now please? I’m no fan of the PDs – if they were any more right wing they’d be consulting a uniform designer and doing dodgy salutes – but there’s a lot worse than Harney out there.

Course if McDohell was made Leader I’d have to strap some explosives to my chest and pay the smarmy hypocritical arsehole a visit. (/me awaits visit from the PDSS)

Should make for an interesting leadership battle though. The foundations have been laid for months, and it looks like it’s going to be a nasty one. Well, hopefully…