Category Archives: Motoring

MMM: Scooby Grinding

This is ‘specially for my skating audience. You know who you are.

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MMM: Revised Audi eTron

Despite being a general fan of Audi, I haven’t been mad about the eTron up until this point, especially the awful orange coupĂ© presented last year — I thought it best not to torture your eyes with it. The red … Continue reading

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MMM: Kia KV7 Concept

I know Kia Boxy is just modern-day Multipla Fugly (ugh!), but I actually like them. Add in a Geordi La Forge rear light and you’re on a winner with dahamsta! Autoblog

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MMM: Porsche 356 Production

Of course this is one of the exceptions to my previously mentioned dislike of Porsche.

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MMM: Porsche GT3 Rally

As you know I’m not a fan, but these just sound fab. Very barky, very Fireplacey. The guy in the red one’s mad, has to be an Irish fella called Mikey or Paddy Mac. Or Austin…

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“Ford Focus swaying leftlem to right snow/ice normal?”

TOP TIP: Next time you’re screaming at the clueless fuckwits driving too fast or too slow* in the snow and ice, calm yourself down by remembering that they’re akin to theoretical physicists when put next to chris20051 from AAM, Fianna … Continue reading

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MMM: Audi Quattro Concept

Gorgeous. Audi has been a bit blah of late, and the neverending quest to out-over-overmodel the other germans is getting a bit tiresome, but by gum they got this one right. It’s like they took the perfect original and just … Continue reading

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Bury Yourself With A ’29 Wood-Bodied Cadillac Hearse

I’m in no rush to go, but when I do, I’d like to be taken to the Anatomy Department in this please.

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MMM: Hennessey Venom in Leno’s Garage

This thing has twin turbo 6.2l LS9 V8 shoehorned into a stretched Lotus Exige body, it runs 1000hp at the wheels on pump petrol, and it sounds terrifying. It sounds like it’d wait outside the track for one of those … Continue reading

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MMM: USS Nimitz Car Ferry

The Nimitz moved base, so it took the sailors cars with it. (Via Jalopnik.)

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