Obviously it couldn’t be this post, because I’m not a blogger. And the post itself isn’t either, because it’s not on a blog. And it’s really not an Ultimate anything. But it is funny. Because it is true.

Cue outrage from bloggers, or possibly some kind of long diatribe on why the sites in question aren’t blogs at all, why the writer is unqualified to comment, why the sky is blue and why I’ve fallen asl…